Stephen Clarke - Home

No, this isn’t a website about Stephen Clarke the Olympic swimmer, Stephen Clarke the classical pianist, Steve Clarke the football manager or Stephen Clarke “fastest pumpkin sculptor in the world”.

It’s the official website of Stephen Clarke, writer, whose latest book is  Dirty Bertie: an English King Made in France, a biography of one of Britain's most colourful royals ever. You think young Prince Harry's life is risqué? Wait till you read about Bertie's Parisian exploits. Just click on the cover below for more info ...

Dirty Bertie, an English King Made in France
The Merde Factor
Annoying the French Encore
A Brief History of the Future
Paris Revealed
1000 Years of Annoying the French
Dial M for Merde
A Year in the Merde
Merde Actually
In the Merde for Love (American title of Merde Actually)
Talk to the Snail
Merde Happens